This is blatent abuse of anyone who 'turned' straight.

Or, a lot of water, and a little bit of time.

Both can carve canyons in rock.
There are many examples of such canyons being formed rapidly. Mt St Helens' 1/40th scale grand canyon model for example.

1) many of the greatest scientific breakthroughs that directly lead to our 'modern' age technology were made by creationist bible believing christians.

2) evolution is, like creationism, a belief system about the past where in the absence of an observer is founded in nothing but a faith that it happened the way they say it did.

The same statements they make about creationism can fully apply to their own position:

"Advocates of evolutionism seek "to impose religious dogma" at the expense of children’s education."

"For some people evolution, as a matter of religious belief, gives a meaning to life,"

"If we are not careful, evolution could become a threat to human rights which are a key concern of the Council of Europe."
(too late that's already happened)

Time and time again it's the creationists who are better equiped to define the evolutionary theory, in logical manner, than such 'leaders' as this Council. They clearly don't understand what evolutionary scientists actually do/say/believe.

"Even evolutionary scientists wouldn’t agree that evolution is based on facts, Mohler pointed out"